January Horoscopes

The Earth has completed her orbit around the sun, putting an end to the truly dreadful shitshow that was 2020. Will 2021 be any better? Mystic Mc Magical Predictions tells us. The answer is; probably not.   Aries: January is a time for New Year’s resolutions – promises to make 2021 better than 2020. Like many of the promises made last year, though, resolutions tend … Continue reading January Horoscopes

December Horoscopes

Motley’s Mystic Mc’s Magical Predictions are back and better than ever. Let’s read the last horoscope of 2020, thank god. It’s almost over. Please end now.  Cian McDonnell – astrophysicist turned astrologist is telling all.    Aries: Jupiter and Saturn get close together this month, before drifting apart. You may notice some of your friends doing the same to you. Don’t worry – it’s not … Continue reading December Horoscopes

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October Horoscopes

Mystic Mc’s Magical predictions are back and better than ever, so let’s see what highs, (but mostly lows) are in store for Motley’s readers this month Disclaimer: The author does not intend for any of these horoscopes to be taken seriously or for anyone to follow the advice given in the column. Although the astronomical facts given in the column are real, the astrological conclusions … Continue reading October Horoscopes