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Pure Gold: Student claims the impossible

While the best of us struggle to put down a golden week, Leah Driscoll investigates rumors of completed golden years… Reports of what some are calling ‘UCC’s Golden Boy’ have been circulating campus in recent weeks. Motley can now exclusively confirm the existence of a UCC student with two straight years of perfect attendance. The suspect in question, who has yet to undergo forensic testing to … Continue reading Pure Gold: Student claims the impossible

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George Boole to rise from the dead for 200th birthday bash

Report: Motley Staff As the fun goes ever on for the bicentenary of George Boole’s birthday, it appears we’ve officially had enough banter to raise the dead. Boole recently made contact from the afterlife via his latest technology; another one in the long stream of Boole’s discoveries that the majority of UCC students haven’t even vaguely heard of. “Party at mine Thursday of Freshers’ Week,” the … Continue reading George Boole to rise from the dead for 200th birthday bash

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